Using the bathroom at school has to be one of the most humbling experiences someone can undergo, especially when stuck in a stinky, grimy, claustrophobic space. So, I took the liberty to list the best and worst bathrooms on campus to guarantee everyone has the most optimal bathroom experience.

Bathrooms Next to Councilors Office

These bathrooms are by far the cleanest and most comfortable bathrooms on campus. These bathrooms are out of the way of most classrooms, but because they are out of the way, fewer people frequent it, keeping it constantly clean. There are no funky smells lingering in the air and you can be sure it is always stocked with toilet paper. Its only negative is its distance from classrooms, but if you’re willing to take a journey to ensure you’ll have a premiere bathroom experience, then by all means this is the bathroom to be in.

Corridor Bathrooms in A

The majority of A-building bathrooms tend to be the cleanest and most comfortable bathrooms on campus and corridor bathrooms are no exception. While the vibe of this bathroom is sterile and hospital-like, its lack of bad smells makes up for it. There are rarely any people using it, which makes it great to do your business in private.

Downstairs D-Building

This bathroom as it is a hit or miss. If you enjoy the possibility of peeing your pants while waiting for a free stall, then I’d recommend visiting this bathroom. Especially during transition, groups of girls either in there to desperately relieve themselves or simply for a quick group meetup. During class it is generally a serene scene. Few to little people tend to linger around so my recommendation would be to only visit this bathroom during the class period.

While I’ve listed the best bathrooms to visit on campus, the next ones are ones to absolutely steer clear from. Unless you enjoy funky smells, no toilet paper and broken toilets these are absolutely the worst bathrooms on campus that no one should visit unless under dire circumstances.

C-Building Bathrooms

C- Building is known for its bathrooms and not in a positive way. While it isn’t the absolute worst, its environment tends to not be the friendliest. The dim lights and low ceilings give it an eerie vibe and yet this bathroom seems to be the most popular among groups of friends gathering to gossip in the big stall. You will also almost always see someone you know in here. On of its worst qualities is the lack of flushing etiquette, whether the toilets are clogged or not, there is most always an unflushed toilet waiting for you. Overall while it has some redeeming qualities, its lack of poise puts its ranking to the bottom of the list.

Stadium Bathrooms

This bathroom is by far my least favorite bathroom to visit. While it is the nearest and most convenient bathroom for portable classrooms, its unsettling aura makes anyone who goes in wish they hadn’t. The thick musk and strange humidity that fill your lungs the second you step through its doors and the lack of stable toilets are completely overwhelming. It’s especially horrifying during football games, the extensive body heat from the many girls gathering in front of the sinks. In addition to the water lining its floors from a random leaking toilet that never seems to get fixed. Just thinking about it gives me chills, so this bathroom is by far the absolute worst on campus.